im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
You’ve been cutting tomatoes wrong, learn how to cut like a ninja here.
QUICK! Someone send this to Benedict!!
first send him a sharper knife… O_o
ahahahaha he looks so scared and all i can think about is the kiss
Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK
wham bam thankyou ma’am.
Doug Jones (ex contortionist, now actor) is on the castlist for the film ‘Crimson Peak' out in 2015 (with Tom Hiddleston, Jim Beaver in it etc.), and his part on IMDb currently has no name..guys, that can only mean one thing-
KICK ASS CREEPY CREATURE TIME.
I mean, this guy is the Johnny Depp of mythical creatures, he’s been in everything and is rarely appreciated
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.
Cauliflower ‘Bread’ Sticks - To-die-for mock bread-sticks made with cauliflower that are low in calories, carbs and fat….RECIPE
1 head cauliflower, large (7” - 8” wide)
1/4 cup egg whites
1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping, optional) Mozzarella/Tex Mex cheese, shredded
1 tsp Italian herb seasoning or any dried herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley
1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper
Pinch of salt
Marinara sauce for dipping
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
So to keep myself alive I am feeding myself a diet of beautiful-voiced actors reading poetry, (this torture brought to you by: youtube!)
I was well aware of Hiddles’ prior record for this sort of thing.
But I was not prepared for:
- Tom Hiddleston reading Poetry
- IN AN IRISH ACCENT?!