julesadams:

why cant people just totally have platonic makeouts

like that would be the coolest thing

‘hey friend, im sexually frustrated you wanna makeout’

‘sure friend anything to help you’

(Source: actualcannibalnegalukas)

misterkaulitz:

Does anyone else still make hand gestures and examples of things when they’re on the phone to someone? Because like, I do that…….

timelordy-teganbreann:

Sorry that you never got around to permanently killing Sherlock Holmes, and sorry that your fans are still going strong.

How’s the spinning in your grave going?

some of you may be wondering why I’m not buying all the hoops and flow wands i’ve been salivating after since i’ve acquired my new CC’s.

Even if you’re not wondering, I’ll tell you anyway. ^_^

While it’d be great to have those things, it’d be better if i had some sort of long-term financial goal rather than short-term buying sprees.

in short: i need my own place and money to afford it.  the only way that’s gonna happen is if I invest. Especially due to the fact people are assholes and will buttfuck you out of a job in the blink of an eye.

so between the odd jobs i do around here and my web work, i’m making a little headway. I’ve whittled myself down to a few choice income streams to cut down how much time i’m online during the summer, and it’s already proving to be a great idea, so I should be fine by Sept-Oct if everything holds true.

i’ll probably report back next month or july regarding this subject.

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

floralstyles:

my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges

• don’t
• pray to god you marry rich

(Source: ziallling)

patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.